My latest story is for those readers who like plot and emotion with their sex.
Originally I’d planned on writing a fun little story with a good dollop of humor thrown in, but my muse had other ideas and so the emotion was ramped up and the funny dialled down and thus Seamen Ahoy emerged wet and dripping (or something like that).
So what’s it about?
Set on a small pirate ship making a quick trip across the seven seas, Arabella hides out as a male deckhand, but her secret is revealed and the first mate blackmails her into giving him head. She’s also smitten with the Captain who is the darkest, most brooding character I’ve written so far. I kind of already want to write more about him, but we’ll see …
Anyway, it’s 9,000 words (about 36 pages) with three sex scenes.
I was thinking this week about what I wanted to write next, and I had this urge to write some quick erotic stories. Thus Juicy emerged.
They are fun and (of course) hot. I mean, how could they not be with stories like Shane’s Banana or Jenna’s Cherry. LOL.
Here’s the description I wrote for it:
Like your stories quick and dirty? Get your juices dripping with these five shorts from erotica author, Tiger Lily.
Annoyed that she was overlooked for the promotion, Barbara storms out of the office, only to find strange fruit vendor, Julio who insists she take a melon or two. Returning to the office, her boss calls her into the conference room for a meeting she’ll never forget.
It’s a scorching hot day and Shane heads outside for some shade. His flirty neighbor visits with a bunch of banana’s that she can swallow whole. After she soaks herself with the hose, things take a turn for the better.
Jenna makes a wish that she’ll finally meet a nice man, blows out the candle and whoosh, the curtains burst into flame. Luckily, hunky firefighter, Reeve, saves the day insisting she stay the night at his house.
When Tom is trapped in the bank foyer due to a black out, he’s at a loss at what to do until they come to let him out. The only other person with him is attractive Kate who greedily nibbles on Tom’s kumquats to help pass the time.
If getting a C grade on her term paper wasn’t bad enough, now her professor is insisting she discuss it in his office. There is one way she can change her grade, but it’ll take passion she’s not sure she has.
Anyway, it’s up on Amazon and Smashwords with the other retailers coming soon. I hope you like it.
I really don’t think Apple will have a problem with that cover either – *grin*.
P.S. I know I said I was going to write the Kinky Xmas series next, but I’ve decided to hold off until it’s closer to Christmas for the rest of the stories.
Yesterday I got an amusing message when I tried to publish Alien Probe on the iBookstore. After being in review for a few days the book got bounced back because the cover was Inappropriate and included Prohibited Explicit or Objectionable Content.
And you know what? I agree with them.
The covers for AP are hot. If I had children browsing the erotica section (rolling eyes), then of course I wouldn’t want them staring at a ladies naked ass in eerie green light. I have no problem with their decision (the cover is also adult filtered on Amazon which is as it should be).
I have two choices now.
1. Change the cover to something less ‘inappropriate’ or 2. not publish on Apple.
I’ve decided on the latter. I like the cover. I think it’s funny and sexy – which fits the story perfectly. I don’t write really hardcore taboo stuff – all my stories are consensual, and even though they contain sex scenes, those scenes are light-hearted. It’s what I like to read, so it’s what I like to write. But I don’t mind if the cover is a teeny bit risqué. (You should see some of what I’ve got coming up – LOL).
I’m all for stores standing up for the rights about what they will and will not sell. But as an artist, I also have the right to choose what I want to write, and what art I place on the cover. So I’m keeping them. They make me laugh.
If you do read through the iBooks app, then you can buy them at Smashwords and choose the epub option which will open in your app.
Here’s to green lighted women’s asses and the writers who love them 😉
Time to squeal in delight as metal implements are shoved up Uranus. All in the name of science, of course.
In Alien Probe 1, Smith the alien needs human orgasms to run his spaceship. He finds Penny and takes her aboard for an out of this world experience she’ll never forget.
In Alien Probe 2, Smith’s brother Brown gets in on the action. He finds Amber waiting in a field just begging to get juiced up. What she doesn’t count on, is Brown is nothing like his brother and might just have to punish her for her eagerness.
Not that she’ll mind … eventually. Both are full of lots of funny, sexy action to juice up your spaceship.
Cover modified for Barnes & Noble, and Apple (they thought this one too raunchy). See who is stocking it on the Lily Books page.
Episode 1 & 2 are out now. Eps 3-5 are coming soon (I’m 1/3 through ep 3 as of today (27 Nov)).
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Jasinda Dink had been delegated to the Christmas Cave at the department store again. It’s going to be the same old boring gig. Snotty children, bored mothers. For three whole weeks.
Plus they’ve got a new Santa. Probably some boring old fart who’ll try and pinch her bottom any chance he can. And, he’s late. Asshole.
She finds him struggling to get dressed in the staff room. He’s not old, instead he’s young and kinda hot. He’s also extremely foul mouthed.
Her best friend warns her to stay away, but there’s something addictive about him, and she finds herself agreeing to join him in a wild sexual adventure that’s sure to be her kinkiest Christmas ever.
Kinky Xmas is a serial. The story will take place over five episodes. The remaining eps will be published Nov/Dec 2014.