My, What a Big Cock You Are

Can you handle this Big Cock?

Sometime today, tonight, or tomorrow (I’ve never sure exactly when they go live), my latest story will appear at Amazon and then start trickling out to the various retailers. Keep an eye on the book page for retailer links.

Big Cock is an 11,000 word erotic comedy and probably the funniest thing I’ve ever written. It had me cracking up in laughter as I wrote it.

Of course there’s sex as well. It IS an EROTIC comedy after all, so if you like a laugh with your smut, Big Cock is for you.

So what’s it about?

Farmer Buck Little gets a large mysterious package delivered, a package that makes all the women and animals that come near it, go crazy. Women want to fuck Buck. Animals want (actually it’s not quite clear exactly what they want, but his prize rooster Big Red, does seem to be taken with it as well).

It’s full of innuendos, lots of sexy fun, and laugh-out-loud snorting.

Go ahead, stuff this Big Cock on your kindle. If you can handle it.

Pirate Sex? Ahoy there Matey!

Cover-Ahoy-156x250My latest story is for those readers who like plot and emotion with their sex.

Originally I’d planned on writing a fun little story with a good dollop of humor thrown in, but my muse had other ideas and so the emotion was ramped up and the funny dialled down and thus Seamen Ahoy emerged wet and dripping (or something like that).

So what’s it about?

Set on a small pirate ship making a quick trip across the seven seas, Arabella hides out as a male deckhand, but her secret is revealed and the first mate blackmails her into giving him head. She’s also smitten with the Captain who is the darkest, most brooding character I’ve written so far. I kind of already want to write more about him, but we’ll see …

Anyway, it’s 9,000 words (about 36 pages) with three sex scenes.


Tiger xx


Juicy Stories – Yummy

Juicy-Cover-156x250I was thinking this week about what I wanted to write next, and I had this urge to write some quick erotic stories. Thus Juicy emerged.

They are fun and (of course) hot. I mean, how could they not be with stories like Shane’s Banana or Jenna’s Cherry. LOL.

Here’s the description I wrote for it:

Like your stories quick and dirty? Get your juices dripping with these five shorts from erotica author, Tiger Lily.

Annoyed that she was overlooked for the promotion, Barbara storms out of the office, only to find strange fruit vendor, Julio who insists she take a melon or two. Returning to the office, her boss calls her into the conference room for a meeting she’ll never forget.

It’s a scorching hot day and Shane heads outside for some shade. His flirty neighbor visits with a bunch of banana’s that she can swallow whole. After she soaks herself with the hose, things take a turn for the better.

Jenna makes a wish that she’ll finally meet a nice man, blows out the candle and whoosh, the curtains burst into flame. Luckily, hunky firefighter, Reeve, saves the day insisting she stay the night at his house.

When Tom is trapped in the bank foyer due to a black out, he’s at a loss at what to do until they come to let him out. The only other person with him is attractive Kate who greedily nibbles on Tom’s kumquats to help pass the time.

If getting a C grade on her term paper wasn’t bad enough, now her professor is insisting she discuss it in his office. There is one way she can change her grade, but it’ll take passion she’s not sure she has.

Anyway, it’s up on Amazon and Smashwords with the other retailers coming soon. I hope you like it.

I really don’t think Apple will have a problem with that cover either – *grin*.

Tiger 🙂

P.S. I know I said I was going to write the Kinky Xmas series next, but I’ve decided to hold off until it’s closer to Christmas for the rest of the stories. 

Want an Alien Probe?

Time to squeal in delight as metal implements are shoved up Uranus. All in the name of science, of course.

In Alien Probe 1, Smith the alien needs human orgasms to run his spaceship. He finds Penny and takes her aboard for an out of this world experience she’ll never forget.

In Alien Probe 2, Smith’s brother Brown gets in on the action. He finds Amber waiting in a field just begging to get juiced up. What she doesn’t count on, is Brown is nothing like his brother and might just have to punish her for her eagerness.

Not that she’ll mind … eventually. Both are full of lots of funny, sexy action to juice up your spaceship.

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Cover modified for Barnes & Noble, and Apple (they thought this one too raunchy). See who is stocking it on the Lily Books page.

Want a Kinky Xmas this year?

Episode 1 & 2 are out now. Eps 3-5 are coming soon (I’m 1/3 through ep 3 as of today (27 Nov)).


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Jasinda Dink had been delegated to the Christmas Cave at the department store again. It’s going to be the same old boring gig. Snotty children, bored mothers. For three whole weeks.

Plus they’ve got a new Santa. Probably some boring old fart who’ll try and pinch her bottom any chance he can. And, he’s late. Asshole.

She finds him struggling to get dressed in the staff room. He’s not old, instead he’s young and kinda hot. He’s also extremely foul mouthed.

Her best friend warns her to stay away, but there’s something addictive about him, and she finds herself agreeing to join him in a wild sexual adventure that’s sure to be her kinkiest Christmas ever.

Kinky Xmas is a serial. The story will take place over five episodes. The remaining eps will be published Nov/Dec 2014.